Earthworks damn good report!

Earthworks damn good report

Just moments ago, my Spidey sense told me to go troll Twitter where I soon learned about a “special report” that highlights Earthworks as fracking’s public enemy number one. The report was written by Fracking’s Joe Camel and  will now be known as the Earthworks Damn Good Report (download copy at link)

The report starts with public enemy #1: Earthworks and rehashes the Frack Free Denton campaign that Denton voters won by a 60% democratic vote in a predominately Republican town. That’s how bad Texans hate fracking.

A few report highlights:

• Earthworks “receives money from an investment firm that helps clients invest in renewable energy.”
• Earthworks believes “The only surefire way to protect human health, clean drinking water and the global climate from coal, oil and gas is to keep them in the ground.”
• Earthworks supports The Fracturing Responsibility and Awareness of Chemicals (FRAC) Act.
• Earthworks supports The Bringing Reductions to Energy’s Airborne Toxic Health Effects.
• Earthworks supports local control.
• Earthworks supports a whole bunch of other stuff that people like but fracking corporations don’t like.
• Earthworks has a Gulf Region Organizer who happens to also be a 5th generation Texan and is little old me.
  Earthworks has a South Texas Organizer who is a 3rd generation Texan from the Valley.

In fact, this Earthworks Damn Good Report is so damn good, I’m going to use it as a fundraiser, right here and right now.  Read the report, or take my word for it, and make a donation so Earthworks can continue being Damn Good.

Oh, and when I tweeted my thanks for the promo, this happened: